Halfway Point

Lately Molly and I have been getting along better than we ever have. This week we got our midterm tests and papers back, and for Molly the news wasn't good. I mean, I knew that she didn't do too much homework since she was always out partying and took naps all the time but still failing tests halfway through the semester is just news no one wants.
In order for her to calm the storm at home she worked up a good cry about how hard her classes were, and how she tries to do everything but apparently just doesn't understand the material. She even was able to gasp and sob on the phone to her mom while she made up this sob story about how she is doing everything she can but it's just not getting through to her, which is why she failed her tests.

Tears of joy
Taken from: http://notesonanapkin.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/crying.jpg


Either Molly is a fucking genius or her mom is just dumb. There is no way that someone who tries as hard in school as Molly says she will would fail four out of five tests. I think the crying was a nice touch and when Molly hung up the phone she dried up the tears and cracked open a nice cold beer.
Cheers to failure.