Circle of Shame

The other night we had some of our friends over to the suite and we started off the night of drinking with flip cup. We had two teams of five, and it was the girls against the boys.
I'll admit this is not my game, but I was not alone. The boys were crushing us and eventually our team was just down to Molly. This left us with some hope since she is the one that drinks constantly, however we were more than disappointed.


http://www.myspaceantics.com/image-myspace-graphic/posters/flip-cup.jpg.html

Molly was doing okay until she chugged down her third beer, placed the cup down on the table and before she was able to even think of starting to flip it over she puked all over the table and the rug. This shit was everywhere.


http://lawiscool.com/2009/04/11/law-of-drunkenness/ We need to find one of these signs

Have you ever had to clean up throw up from a rug? That shit just stays in there. Febreeze it all you want, Lysol it too but goddamn that smell lingers. I'm not so much pissed off that my roommate was unable to win in flip cup, I was more pissed off at the fact that this girl drinks every night, every weekend, but she couldn't keep down the equivalent of about three Budlight's. It's light beer, it goes down easy and shouldn't be coming up like that unless you've had about twenty, not three.
So now we're airing out our common room, keeping the windows open, and trying to scrub out that stain. The stain is remarkably a perfect circle around where Molly stood our trophy of failure.