Digging Away

Today I noticed a weird mark on the wall by the light switch in my room. If there is so much as a dent in the wall I'll probably get charged so I forced myself out of bed to see what it was. When I went to see what it was I couldn't quite figure it out but it brushed off of the wall, avoiding a future damage charge to my room.
Since it's a Friday and I don't have class, and it was rather shitty out I decided to take a nap. When I woke up from my nap I looked over to see that Molly had her finger up her nose; she must have thought I was still asleep since she was digging for gold. However I saw that she stuck it near the light switch when she was walking out of the room.
So I touched Molly's booger, and she picks her nose. And put's her boogers on the wall, probably so I will touch them. Awesome.


AC Online http://www.ac0nline.webs.com/

Now that's hot.

Meet Molly

"Valley Girl: Teenage female who seems to have no idea where she is. Usually found off the coast of California. Seemingly beautiful in nature but truly idiotic. Likes to use the phrases "like omg" and inserts the word "like" wherever she possibly can"
-urbandictionary.com

That is my roomie in a nutshell. Molly is on the basketball team, she's pretty decent looking, but seriously if you knocked on her skull it would echo. There is no brain thought going on in there.

Molly parties six days a week and hugs the toilet more than her pillow.


Chantelle Fiddy: http://chantellefiddy.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_archive.html


I think I've seen her crack open her books once to read them but right now they serve as a rest for her Twinkies. Yeah, that's healthy.

Anyways, she sleeps all day, misses most of her classes, then cries to her mom on the phone when she fails a test. I'm not a rocket scientist or anything but I dunno, maybe if she went to class or attempted homework she wouldn't be failing.

People like Molly drive me crazy because she gets whatever she wants but there is just no thinking going on.

She doesn't think ahead and holding any sort of conversation with her is just brutal. She may not be from California but she definitely fits the cue for being a valley girl.

Molly's daily vocabulary includes:
-Like
-Oh My God
-Omg (she really says omg out loud)
-Totally
-Wicked
-Awesome
-Uh
-Whatever
-Gross
-Tots

Isn't that a beautiful vocabulary? Really displays the many uses of the English language, don't you think?

Things That Go Bump In The Night

No one ever said living with other people would be easy. Have you ever tried living with five other girls? Yeah, it's as bad as you think it is.
I currently am sharing my room with a student athlete, let's call her Molly, who seems to be drinking more than she's studying. I could ramble on and on about the things that bother me about her, and I'm sure she has a list of things I do that just drive her bat-shit crazy, but this is just getting ridiculous.

Who lives with who: Molly and I share a room
Jessica and Katie share a room
Erin and Lindsey share a room
(All fake names to protect their identities)


It was about four or five in the morning on a Tuesday, when I blinked open my sleep crusted eyes because the sound of the lofted bed not twenty feet away from me was sliding back and forth. Frankly I don't care if this girl I share my tiny room with gets action or not but we agreed to no sex while we were in the room with each other. It might be different if we talked to each other, but we don't. If she and I were best friends I may be a little more excited that Molly is getting laid on a weeknight instead of getting her eight hours of sleep in.
This is what gets me, that it wasn't the same guy that Molly has been hooking up with continually since we arrived here in September, no. Instead my brilliant roomie has decided to hook up with one of her teammates, let's call her Sydney, who already has a girlfriend on their basketball team. Let me try to explain this the best I can: Molly (my roomie) is sleeping around with Sydney (basketball teammate of aforementioned roomie), Sydney has a girlfriend (Diane), and once again they are all on the basketball team.
However, my roomie, up until the other day, had me under the impression that she was into guys, and not girls.




http://www.caketease.ca/html/rolling_around_under_the_sheet.html

(Sort of like this, only in a bunk bed)



I don't know where I got that idea from, since you know she had a boyfriend a few months ago, and she had her hookup guy on the side too, but Sydney was just kind of a smack in the face. This is the opening to a whole new world of drama for me, Molly, and the four other girls who share a suite style set up with us.
But really, while I was sleeping? She couldn't wait until I left for class at eight when she could have the room to herself? She couldn't go to her teammates room? She just had to do this while I was trying to sleep for my stressful day ahead of me where I had to give a presentation that counted for over thirty percent of my grade.
I'm biting my tongue about this little issue. I don't want Sydney's girlfriend beating the living shit out of me because I knew that my considerate roomie was hooking up with her late at night. Maybe next time Molly could put up some sort of blockade, or hand me some earmuffs so I don't have to hear that anymore.