Meet Molly

"Valley Girl: Teenage female who seems to have no idea where she is. Usually found off the coast of California. Seemingly beautiful in nature but truly idiotic. Likes to use the phrases "like omg" and inserts the word "like" wherever she possibly can"
-urbandictionary.com

That is my roomie in a nutshell. Molly is on the basketball team, she's pretty decent looking, but seriously if you knocked on her skull it would echo. There is no brain thought going on in there.

Molly parties six days a week and hugs the toilet more than her pillow.


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I think I've seen her crack open her books once to read them but right now they serve as a rest for her Twinkies. Yeah, that's healthy.

Anyways, she sleeps all day, misses most of her classes, then cries to her mom on the phone when she fails a test. I'm not a rocket scientist or anything but I dunno, maybe if she went to class or attempted homework she wouldn't be failing.

People like Molly drive me crazy because she gets whatever she wants but there is just no thinking going on.

She doesn't think ahead and holding any sort of conversation with her is just brutal. She may not be from California but she definitely fits the cue for being a valley girl.

Molly's daily vocabulary includes:
-Like
-Oh My God
-Omg (she really says omg out loud)
-Totally
-Wicked
-Awesome
-Uh
-Whatever
-Gross
-Tots

Isn't that a beautiful vocabulary? Really displays the many uses of the English language, don't you think?